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Emilyisms

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From the mind of my 5-year-old...

Emilyisms

Perfume.  The best thing about perfume is... you can smell like raspberries or beautiful.

Hugs.  The best thing about hugs is... you can hug anything or anyone you want, except windows...

Thanksgiving.  The best thing about Thanksgiving is the pumpkin pie and aaaalllll the jelly.

Cars.  The best thing about cars is you don't have to walk.  You can drive as fast as you can but... not or you'll get a dicket or a ticket.

Sleep.  The best thing about sleep is... you can be really comfortable and you can go anywhere while you're sleeping like... sleepwalking or deep walking.  Ya know?  Deep walking?  It's where you're under the water while you're sleeping... that's what I call deep walking.
Hahahahahaha... She is so silly.
I put this in Philosophical because, well... it IS her philosophy. =D
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BeehiveStudio's avatar
what about the best about candies

the best about candies is that they can sweetent anyone from the grumpiest person to the happiest one, they make you feel like a child and happy all the time

I liked what you wrote :heart: